Category Archives: 10 Rules of Drinking Like a Man

Things every man should know about drinking: ordering, quaffing, and imbibing.

10 Rules of Drinking Like a Man #8: Order Champagne, Often

I have never wasted a single penny on champagne, because champagne is never a waste of money. Champagne is the most perfect drink, but does champagne rival cocktails?  If cocktails can be the finest dishes created by the most talented … Continue reading

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10 Rules of Drinking Like a Man #7 Own Your Drink and the Glass It Is In

Glass vs Plastic The most important thing about picking the right glassware for a cocktail is that is be made of glass.  The only time a drink can be served in plastic is at a kegger or a swim up … Continue reading

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10 Rules of Drinking Like a Man #6 Use Cash, the Etiquette of Dollars

I could have smacked the “bitch” that held up the line at my local coffee shop this morning.  He dug through his pockets, a jumbled mess of cards, lint and failure while humming Maroon 5 (and asking the Barista, “Who … Continue reading

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Drinking Like a Man is Coming Back. When? Now.

**CRACK** goes the can of Simpler Times Pilsner as I open it and sit down.  I have been waiting far too long to finish up drinking like a man and yes, I have been getting your emails calling me lazy … Continue reading

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Drinking Like a Man Double Interlude

I had intended to write one rule a day, but realistically, I’m mostly human and I ran out  of time.  Also, later today, because it is 2 am, I’ll taking a break from my strenuous blogging schedule to go down … Continue reading

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10 Rules of Drinking Like a Man #5 Order The Right Drink In The Right Bar At The Right Time

Rule 5: Order The Right Drink, In The Right Bar, At The Right Time It’s called understanding your environment and being aware. Part of being a man is walking into a room and knowing where you are, and who you … Continue reading

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10 Rules of Drinking Like a Man Interlude

Either I became a much worse writer (very possible) or my blog sucks now that people read it, flip a coin.  These 10 rules are my regular tongue in cheek, typo ridden, and extemporaneous rants.  One word: catharsis.  Two purposes: … Continue reading

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10 Rules of Drinking Like a Man #4 Jack Daniel’s is for Pussies

Rule 4: Jack Daniel’s Is For Pussies   If vodka is for weak babies, Jack Daniel’s is the vodka of the whiskey world.  It isn’t so much that Jack is bad, (but it ain’t great) it is that outside of … Continue reading

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10 Rules of Drinking Like a Man #3 No Light Beer, Unless…

Rule 3: No Light Beer, unless… 99 out of 100 people don’t work hard enough to drink light beer. Light beer is for hard, blue collar work and for hard, redneck play time. Though I am a fan of both, … Continue reading

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10 Rules of Drinking Like a Man #2 No “Tini’s”

Rule 2: No “Tini’s” God damn it, a Martini is nothing other than gin and vermouth with a dash of orange bitters (if you are lucky) stirred and put into a cocktail glass.  Don’t ever ask what type of, “Martinis,” … Continue reading

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