Category Archives: 10 Rules of Drinking Like a Man

Things every man should know about drinking: ordering, quaffing, and imbibing.

10 Rules of Drinking Like a Man #8: Order Champagne, Often

I have never wasted a single penny on champagne, because champagne is never a waste of money. Champagne is the most perfect drink, but does champagne rival cocktails?  If cocktails can be the finest dishes created by the most talented … Continue reading

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10 Rules of Drinking Like a Man #7 Own Your Drink and the Glass It Is In

Glass vs Plastic The most important thing about picking the right glassware for a cocktail is that is be made of glass.  The only time a drink can be served in plastic is at a kegger or a swim up … Continue reading

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10 Rules of Drinking Like a Man #6 Use Cash, the Etiquette of Dollars

I could have smacked the “bitch” that held up the line at my local coffee shop this morning.  He dug through his pockets, a jumbled mess of cards, lint and failure while humming Maroon 5 (and asking the Barista, “Who … Continue reading

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Drinking Like a Man is Coming Back. When? Now.

**CRACK** goes the can of Simpler Times Pilsner as I open it and sit down.  I have been waiting far too long to finish up drinking like a man and yes, I have been getting your emails calling me lazy … Continue reading

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Drinking Like a Man Double Interlude

I had intended to write one rule a day, but realistically, I’m mostly human and I ran out  of time.  Also, later today, because it is 2 am, I’ll taking a break from my strenuous blogging schedule to go down … Continue reading

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10 Rules of Drinking Like a Man #5 Order The Right Drink In The Right Bar At The Right Time

Rule 5: Order The Right Drink, In The Right Bar, At The Right Time It’s called understanding your environment and being aware. Part of being a man is walking into a room and knowing where you are, and who you … Continue reading

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10 Rules of Drinking Like a Man Interlude

Either I became a much worse writer (very possible) or my blog sucks now that people read it, flip a coin.  These 10 rules are my regular tongue in cheek, typo ridden, and extemporaneous rants.  One word: catharsis.  Two purposes: … Continue reading

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