Either I became a much worse writer (very possible) or my blog sucks now that people read it, flip a coin. These 10 rules are my regular tongue in cheek, typo ridden, and extemporaneous rants. One word: catharsis. Two purposes: catharsis and slight influence for the world to annoy me less by airing on the side of better taste (sorry I don’t lead by example).
I’ll allow every critique of this blog series, and I’ll respond to no more of them. Listen up you jive turkeys, I can lay down some science and make some boring shit into concrete building blocks of knowledge, but I’m not trying to talk that mess. Maybe it is just that as I write this I’m watching, “Black Dynamite,” an homage to 70’s blacksplotation, or maybe I’m not caring what people say. Or more likely, I’m trying to take people a step further and provoke a bit of independent thought.
But really, I can tell you now, I ain’t the best at charts and shit. On my way home I saw a one-legged homeless guy picking up cig butts in the crosswalk: I’m closer to the bottom than you. I’m talking about the base basics and the bottom up. And I can tell you, yes I can be more specific, but I’m being abridged, entertaining and pushing buttons.
And on top of that, Fuck Jack Daniel’s. They can handle me telling them to fuck off. Know what? Fuck Woodford Reserve too, shitty over priced banana tasting bourbon. And you know what else? The CEO of Brown Forman can cry himself to sleep on A GIANT PILE OF MONEY BECAUSE MY OPINION DOESN’T MATTER. I know I didn’t hurt his feelings. Make up your own mind, that is what this series is about.
Another reason I hate my peers right now: they are too serious. Q: Know what the difference between Midori and St Germain is? A: 30 years on the market. I’m not afraid to say it. Smart people know they need to build something that will last forever; something that .0000001% can achieve. They need to do that or, get theirs and get out. And with that sentiment, I’ll ask that you keep reading my blog and annoying me with critiques of, typos, generalities and of late my intense misogyny. But please, keep my daily hits up and please buy my book after it gets through a 10-year editorial process (because I can’t figure out how to use spellcheck).
If any one is still reading, thanks for keeping it mellow.